Dream: If I'm drunk, why are your pants still on?
I dreamt of sitting with a bunch of kids near a lake, and we were trying to solve some looming threat to their town. It was Scooby Doo meets Friday the 13th.
Then I got distracted, decided to strip down to my skivvies and ran off merrily into the woods, trying to find a lecherous villain to screw.
When the dreaming mokiebrain remembered that we had left the mystery unresolved, I meandered back to the lake, half-expecting to find corpses and chaos and reprimands, but the kids called my act courageous, my panties pretty, and declared that I had inspired them to find a solution on their own.
Notes and explanations
#1. I had a bit of vodka last night. Vodka is not my friend.
#2. Also, I am a slutty drunk--even in my dreams, apparently.
#3. I need more win-win endings in my dreams.
I dreamt of sitting with a bunch of kids near a lake, and we were trying to solve some looming threat to their town. It was Scooby Doo meets Friday the 13th.
Then I got distracted, decided to strip down to my skivvies and ran off merrily into the woods, trying to find a lecherous villain to screw.
When the dreaming mokiebrain remembered that we had left the mystery unresolved, I meandered back to the lake, half-expecting to find corpses and chaos and reprimands, but the kids called my act courageous, my panties pretty, and declared that I had inspired them to find a solution on their own.
Notes and explanations
#1. I had a bit of vodka last night. Vodka is not my friend.
#2. Also, I am a slutty drunk--even in my dreams, apparently.
#3. I need more win-win endings in my dreams.